Selling your Soul

People sell their souls. Everybody knows that.
What people don't realize is that not all souls that get sold are new.
Some people can't afford a new soul, so they have to settle for second hand souls.
It's amazing how many souls there are for sale on eBay. You do have to watch out for some cons who claim they are selling a soul, but don't deliver when you give them the money or you don't get the same soul you bargained for.
I guess that's just a fact of life.